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Useful Things | Complete Pwnage Thursday. 12.8.05 4:35 pm yes.... I was looking at old entries..and thought that I should re-post this. one day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.He just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! BURN! "FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7 It may snow today....but lately they've all been wrong.... so yeah... I hope we at least get a 2 hours delay... Edit... I have a headache, but I'm not taking anything. I'm still diligently working on homework. greeeat Edit.... Since I'm getting no sleep tonight (because I'm stupid and wait to do things last minute) I decided to look up Old Nick stuff (once again lol). "August 15: The Family Channel (US) became the Fox Family Channel, designed to compete against Nick. Many cable channels counterprogrammed with specials; Nick shown an all-day Nicktoons TV marathon (before becoming a 4-hour series on August 22), followed by an all-evening Brady Bunch marathon. Ironically, one of Fox Family's programs were Three Friends & Jerry, which was produced by Nick UK; it's the only Nicktoon seen in the US on a channel other than Nick (Doug doesn't count, as ABC & Nick continue to show their own versions). Fox Family lasted over 3 years -- in 2001, Disney purchased the channel and reflagged it ABC Family. " Yes, I proved it in the past, and here it is once again! I was right that ABC Family used to be Fox Family. In NY it used to be channel 37 when it was Fox Family, but then it changed to 49 when it became ABC Family. See?! I'm not crazy! I know what I'm talking about. Yeah anyway . . . I'm gonna basically be dead tomorrow. In theory, he wants us to show our talents. Yeah right... Well I'm gonna play piano since I suck at viola and whenever I shift, 90% of the time I'm off by like a milimeter, yet it's so distinct that anyone could hear it. Soo I'm gonna play piano. I'll play some beethoven. It's not like I memorized it yet. and I still need to work on a few things....but it is getting better. laknflkawnfmpqowijrdpiqwnfkk3 Edit... It's already midnight here. It's not going to snow. We most likely won't get the 2 hour delay...darn....I'd rather have messed up periods than full ones. Great.... I'm gonna be sooo tired by the end of the day. Yeah, this is pretty bad. I know. Don't tell me. I know it's bad to not get sleep. I don't even know why I wait till last minute. Still.. ugh. I mean . . . Last week I wasn't this bad. I guess it's just getting annoying. owiqrnkwkr I'll live through it. It's just one day. I need to improve myself. Ok here's my plan.... I'll read afew pages a night for the SS outline whenever I'm bored. Yeah, it won't last. It woudll be nice if I tried that. you don't have to keep reading this.... seriously............................. 1 Comments. i guess you reserve your entries because your just a big ol nostalgia whore. :-) » redintersectsme on 2005-12-08 08:21:24
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